Thursday, March 11

An elderly woman's house is being broken in to. Panicked, she fakes being dead to avoid harm. Irony of ironies, however, as the burglar is a good Samaritan, tries to resuscitate her, breaks her ribs, and kills her instead. Irony of ironies again, however, as the burglar is convicted of homicide for his good intentions. It goes on like this for a while, like a hilarious snake eating itself.

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