Tuesday, October 20

In order to save money, a couple of college students begin their relationship by going on "hypothetical dates," where instead of going out to dinner, the two just eat individually and then talk about how nice going out to dinner would have been. After two months of theoretically taking in movies, speculating about how great those concerts might have been, and conjecturing on the most romantic little breakfast nooks in town, the couple finally saves enough money for their first big date: a week-long vacation to Portugal. The girlfriend goes on hypothetical birth control for the occasion, and the couple comes back from Europe with a real baby on the way.

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