Thursday, September 3

Bono announces he's the Steve Jobs of music and changes his name to Steve Musics. He unveils every new band, song, and tour at "special music events," for example, "Our sound engineers have been working on this one for quite some time. Ladies and gentlemen: Jennifer Lopez's 'Jenny from the Block!' It features beats, rhythms, and lyrics like never before. Here's Edge to give us a demo." Later, he kicks himself for having not changed his name to Steve Africas.

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