Friday, July 17

Seventh grader Sam is sick of being picked on for being overweight. He decides to learn hypnosis. The plan is to hypnotize a few bullies into doing embarrassing things, meanwhile impressing everyone else in school. He practices for months, getting ready for the school talent show. He plasters the walls of the school with posters reading "Sam, the Great Hypnotist". Long story short, the show doesn't go so well. The bullies resist hypnosis and his teenage nickname, "Sam, the Great Hippo Tits", is born.

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