Friday, July 10

Paris Hilton clones herself so that one day her clone can play her in a biopic. The clone, however, becomes a prominent humanitarian and passes on the project. Enraged, an aging Hilton kills the clone, whose last words were, "It was the scientists. They engineered me to be good instead of evil." The world, hating Hilton, joins together to hunt her down. That story is later turned into a movie. Hilton's clone's clone plays Hilton.


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