Wednesday, July 8

A caring woman purchases several cats from a pet store vending machine. She takes the cats home to her giant mansion. After three weeks, the cats are clearly not happy. The woman, realizing that the cats need to be in their natural environment, places them into the dispensing bin of a drugstore soda vending machine. She is arrested for animal cruelty. As the cops drag her away, the woman screams, "They were vending machine cats!"

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