Wednesday, June 10

A man comes up with an idea so good that he can't even tell anyone about it. He carries it with him to the grave, alienating friends and family by doing so. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells him that someone else already invented the ravioli crimper and that he probably shouldn't have been such a secretive asshole.


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