Tuesday, June 2

A kid finds an old boom box washed up on the beach. In it, he finds Shaquille O'Neal, trapped by a powerful djinn who saw Kazaam. Together, they team up with dated cartoon characters to beat the djinn in a game of basketball and release Shaq from his sonic prison. Right as the bad guy is about to win, the last incarnation of the Dream Team busts in to score the winning point all while rapping about it. Note: this movie idea would rake in millions because children are stupid idiots.

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