Wednesday, April 22

Every time someone kills another living creature, they are rewarded with points. The more difficult the killing, the greater number of points received. Once 100,000,000 points are attained, you get another life. Raids on middle schools are common; middle schools are sweet spots for points and effort. Three dead middle schoolers are worth one new adult life, and middle schoolers are so self-conscious about their appearances that they don't even scream while being killed. You really look like an idiot when you get killed in a middle school raid.


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